"End-of-the-World" : 025 collision

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KLUNK
Heinrich Von Bastard: Hey?!? WTF? You’re scratching the finish. Great! Where am I going to get ‘gun metal lilac’ now?
Zalgofied General: You will join with us in dark eternity
Heinrich Von Bastard: Man, that sounds evil.
Kermit: What do we do?
Heinrich Von Bastard: Grab those handles.
Eat hot bullets freak-eyes!
Kermit: Hey, this is dun!
Heinrich Von Bastard: Yeah, but we’re not really positioned to do any real damage and we’re going to run out of bullets soon.
Kermit: Should I stop.
Heinrich Von Bastard: No... the noise helps me think. Also, we’re nearly out of air.
Kermit: Oh crap!
Heinrich Von Bastard: There is a way out of this...
Kermit: Go on...
Heinrich Von Bastard: I can open a portal to Hell.
Kermit: Hell?!? That sounds bad.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Well it’s like flying; as long as you have first class seats it’s not too bad.
Kermit: You realize I have no idea what that means?

     
 
 
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