"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 099 Impending Duel

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Heinrich Von Bastard: Oh, I missed one? Better think warm thoughts, Sonny Jim, because I’m sending you to a cold...
Lieutenant Seawalker: Hello, my name is Lieutenant Seawalker. You killed my Father. Prepare to die.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Ah... you’re going to have to narrow it down for me. Who was your Father?
Lieutenant Seawalker: He was brave enough to face you in combat and you struck him down with a cabin full of explosives.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Ahah! Yes!!! MY Cabin Hammer, I remember that. That was awesome.... hmmm... I wonder whatever became of that.
Lieutenant Seawalker: It blew up when you fatally struck my father with it.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Ah, yes. Of course.... you said. And eh... so.... How is your father? He was a tenacious one.
Lieutenant Seawalker: He’s dead. You killed him. I.. I just said that.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Ah yes. Of course.  How can I help you?
Lieutenant Seawalker: Prepare to die.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Are you suggesting some manner of duel?
Lieutenant Seawalker: That I am, Sir.
Heinrich Von Bastard: You know how badly I’m going to kill you right? And I don’t mean badly as in poorly, I mean as in a lot and with a disproportionate level of force.
Lieutenant Seawalker: Stop talking. En Garde.
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