"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 093 Tooth for an Eye

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Heinrich Von Bastard: Gnngh!
Heinrich Von Bastard: FFffffttt.... Right in the kneecap! You treacherous little bastards!
British Crewman 1: Don’t mess with the British Navy!
Heinrich Von Bastard: You only got me because you stole my ship, you pain in the patella!
British Crewman 2: Well I hope the irony isn’t lost on you, pirate.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Irony? Pirates were invented by the British to rob Dutch mer-
Heinrich Von Bastard: ARGHH!!!! SON OF A TOOTHLESS WHORE!
British Crewman 1: Bullseye!
Midshipman: Yep, right to the main encampment.
Lieutenant Pipeblower: Is it safe?
Midshipman: There’s bunch of them standing by the cliff looking over.
Lieutenant Pipeblower: Alright step aside, we’ll charge them.
Pierre L'eau Bleue: Why aren’t the batteries firing?
Captain Womwood: Because the ship belongs to a thirty foot tall...
Lieutenant Pipeblower: Raaagh!!!
Ogre McNutjob: Oh crap!
Two-Hook Pete: Wasn’t anyone watching the tunnels?
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