"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 092 Bottom Shelf

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Captain Stable: Oh God, the giant just torched the ship.
Midshipman: Captain, he also smashed through the stairs. We’re cut off.
Captain Stable: Recall the others, we’ll join Captain Breakwater in the tunnels.
Midshipman: Yes, Sir.
Lieutenant, Captain Stable says we’re to join Captain Breakwater in the tunnel.
Lieutenant: Very well, lets...
Hellball Zombie: Kkghhghgh!
Lieutenant: ... what’s that noise
Ogre McNutjob: Enjoy!
Lieutenant: Crap on a crumpet!
Ogre McNutjob: There you go. Two birds with one hellball.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Ah, Mr. Myrkull, look what they made me do my deck.
Mr.Myrkull: Krrahhh...
Heinrich Von Bastard: Good thing the sails were purely decorative.
Alright, listen up! Anyone still alive down there can live if they get the hell out of my ship right now.
British Crewman 1: Do you think he means it?
British Crewman 2: Of course not. Let’s shoot his knee caps off.
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