"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 009 The Captain's Table

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Midshipman Jenkins: Stand back sir, I’ll hold back these pirate scum
Captain Witherspoon: I think it’s a bit late for that, Midshipman.
Midshipman Jenkins: I can take them Captain.
Captain Witherspoon: Now, now. You’ve got your whole career ahead of you to make a name for yourself.
You don’t want the name Jenkins to be one synonymous with an unprepared fool who ran into insurmountable danger to his death.
Midshipman Jenkins: No Sir I guess not.
Captain Witherspoon: Alright, Who’s in charge here? If I’m going to surrender it’s going to be an officer!
Not some drunken, rag wearing, sea dog who’s ever handled a mop, you understand?
Burgundy Pete: Perhaps I can help ye there!
Captain Witherspoon: Who said that? Stand forward and be recognised!
-Dear God, Burgundy Pete!
-My God, Pier L'Eai Bleue!
-Good Lord, Agedashi!
-Sweet Jesus, Ogre McNutjob!
-Oh... eh... Captain...
-Greenbeard isn' it?
Lieutenant Greenbeard: Eh, yeah.             
Well.... Lieutenant, now.
Captain Witherspoon: Oh God!!!  Lieutenant Greenbeard!

     
 
 
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