"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 086 Back Passage

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Pirates Cove...
The Sea Widow: So what have you managed to find out?
2nd Mate Affogato: Well those red eyed monks work for some really tall pirate called Half-Face Jack McBastard. Although they keep calling him Heinrich. Captain Wormwood brought them to meet up with Agedashi, Leau’Bleue, Greenbeard, Ogre McNutjob, and Two-Hook Pete who also work for this guy.
The Sea Widow: They all Captain their own ships. Why would they be working for this McBastard?
2nd Mate Affogato: They all serve under him on his ship now.
The Sea Widow: What?!? Preposterous. They’re five of the most feared pirates in the world.
2nd Mate Affogato: Apparently it’s a really big ship. But they said the Kraken had...
Lookout: Excuse me Miss er.. The Sea Widow. I’ve got to get inside.
The Sea Widow: Miss?
Lookout: Oi! The Eviscerator’s coming!
Lieutenant Pipeblower: Just how much tunnel and stair are we planning to run up before facing combat?
Captain Breakwater: As much as needed, Lieutenant.
Lieutenant Pipeblower: Right, just don’t leave me behind again this time, Sir.
Captain Breakwater: You forget yourself young Pipeblower.
Lieutenant Pipeblower: Yes, Sir.
Captain Breakwater: Besides which, I totally explained about that.
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