"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 085 Headless and Hellbound

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Heinrich Von Bastard: ...and so I opened a portal to hell and cast his headless body into the pits of Hellheim.
Hellyoda: Yes, the stinger you must avoid. Also the claws, teeth, and surprisingly abrasive carapace.
Lt.Seawalker: Uh-huh.
Heinrich Von Bastard: I managed to hook a nearby branch and swing down to safety.
and that's how I managed to avoid a painfully long return journey.
Drunk Keepguard: Yeah! Half-Face the brave!
Heinrich Von Bastard: Yeah! Me, the brave!
Worker Demon: Yeah, looks like a Forst Demon. Somwthing that Von Bastard kid flushed down here.
Satan: Whatever, send it to his folks. They can add it to the pile.
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