"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 084 Choking Hazard

Castlevania the Smurfs chains tether decapitation headless mountains falling  sword between teeth
Heinrich Von Bastard: Well, I hope you enjoyed those five minutes of freedom. Wisely spent as they were grappling with a demon who killed the guy who overpowered and imprisoned you. Say good bye to your head.
Frost Demon: GRFFL!!!
Heinrich Von Bastard: You haven’t been using it much anyway.
Right, well now that’s sorted...
The ground’s coming at me at an alarming speed.
Don’t want to be crushed between giant Papa Smurf and Castlevania on impact
I better frnksdilfd kbrafld fnfsdgrd.
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