"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 083 On the Other Hand

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Heinrich Von Bastard: Frost breath useless and no right hand.
What have you got to say for yourself now?
Frost Demon: I’M LEFT HANDED
Heinrich Von Bastard: Oh, hey yeah, you’ve still got that gargantuan ice sword of yours. You know, in all the excitement I actually forgot abou-
::THRONK::
Heinrich Von Bastard: Owmph!
Frost Demon: AND NOW...
I’M GOING TO STAB YOU IN FACE!
Heinrich Von Bastard: Uh-oh!
::BIFF::
Frost Demon: FINE!
ONE LAST MEAL THEN!
Heinrich Von Bastard: I hate break with tradition, but I’m going to offer you a toothpick before the first course.
Frost Demon: GGHHAGHH!!!
     
 
 
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