"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 082 A Certain Point of View

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Heinrich Von Bastard: Somehow I managed to catch up to my sword. And by some miracle I er... swayed close enough to catch it.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Alright, let’s try this telekinesis racket. Nnghghgh...  Come to papa!
Heinrich Von Bastard: I then informed the demon he was to die in the name of all things good.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Hey, look. We seem to have got off on the wrong foot..
Frost Demon: OH?
Heinrich Von Bastard: Yeah, why dont you join me? I could use a colossal, one hundred and fifty foot tall side kick back on Earth.
Heinrich Von Bastard: He responded to my gallant declaration of combat with frost-breath.
Frost Demon: DIE!
Heinrich Von Bastard: Luckily, I managed to evade the deadly shower of demonic permafrost
Heinrich Von Bastard: Argh! Right in the face!
Hey, I’m okay!?!  Another gift from Bligr. Score.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Moving too quick for his breath weapon he resorted to physical violence.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Looks like I’m immune to frost power now.  You’ll just have to rely on your enormous size to defeat me.
Frost Demon: DONE!
ARGH!!
Heinrich Von Bastard: The arm I was tethered to was severed in the struggle
Heinrich Von Bastard: If you wont be my right hand man you dont get to have a right hand.
     
 
 
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