"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 068 Climb Every Mountain

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Heinrich Von Bastard: Well, as fun as it’s been re-enacting the last scene from the Sound of Music for the last five hours or so, are we actually under any threat of reaching even a glimpse of our destination today?
Vigdis: Up, over there.
Heinrich Von Bastard: You what...?
There better be at least a half-hour gap between reaching the top and doing any fighting if it’s required. Not to mention an abundance of some serious loot in there.
Vigdis: Loot?  
Heinrich Von Bastard: You know; coin, jewels, riches, and maybe some gear. Why do you think I brought the donkey?
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