"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 067 In Wolf's Clothing

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Skógrbrún: That was pretty impressive the way that sword cut through that frozen donkey.
Þungr : Om nom nom.
Grárøx: Yes, Heinrich, where did you get such an impressive sword?
Gmork: Of what do you speak?
Grárøx: That sword of yours?
Come out of the shadows and sit with us?
Gmork: Sit with you?
Heinrich Von Bastard: Uh, who are you guys talking to? I’m over at the cave mouth.
Grárøx: Uh...
Neinnleggr: ...oh.
Gmork: RAAAHHGHGH!!!! DIE!!!
Grárøx: Odin’s chamber pot!!!
Neinnleggr: What is that?!?

::VZZZZTKSH::
Gmork: YIPE!!!

TEN MINUTES LATER...
Heinrich Von Bastard: Well that’s the winter gear taken care of. Like my Gmork-smock?
Skógrbrún: Nice.


     
 
 
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