"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 064 Great Balls of Fire

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Guard: Too bad you climbed all the way up that mountain just to die!
::SHTXT::
Guard: What the Hellheim?
Heinrich Von Bastard: Hellforged steel, baby!
::THONK::
Guard: Bah! I can still beat you with a sword stump!
Heinrich Von Bastard: Oh yeah?
And that’s why you don’t wear a dress to a duel.
Lord Verjasvell: Excellent, excellent. You proved yourself, and no one had to die.
     
 
 
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