Oh, salty seamaidens of Sardinia! This is not the way I was planning to go.
“Grrrr”, “Bark”, “Woof”, “Snarl”,
Hey, watch your damn feet!!!
MY EYE!!! I mean “woof” “howl”
Now I’m a unicorn?
Excuse me, puny land humans, have you seen a giant red tri-faced skull?
What madness made you draw their attention to my position, and mine to yours?
I just wanted attention so I could make a “just hanging around” pun before I lost my grip.