"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 053 Foam by the Seaside

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Crewman 1: Here goes!
Various Crew:
Aahh! 
Woah!
Eiee!
Woohnoo!
Midshipman Jenkins: What kind of escape pla-
::GLUPE!!!::
Midshipman Jenkins: What the hell is this?!?
Eve 5000: Safety foam successfully deployed.
Crewman 1:Oh crap! It’s here, Sirs!!!
Captain Witherspoon: Everybody run! Flee for your lives!!!
Lieutenant Pipeblower: What is this Nougat?
Crewman 2: Nnngghghghh!!!
It’s no good captain! I won’t budge!
Zombie construct: Uh, hem.
Prepare to die!
Also... Kill me.
Crewman 2: Barnacled bollocks on a bitch!!!

     
 
 
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