"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 052 For Better or For Norse

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Valkyrie Sword Maiden:
This madness ends now!
Chaos Sorcerer: ...my army?
Valkyrie Sword Maiden: You’ll need a new one.
Chaos Sorcerer: Impressive.
Valkyrie Sword Maiden: Now face me so that justice may be done!
Chaos Sorcerer: Why not...
Haha!!! Eat frost from the talon of Jōraßiseiß, Sauer-tits!!!
Valkyrie Sword Maiden: I-I can't move!
Chaos Sorcerer: Bwahhahahahahahaha!!!!
Mwahhahahaha!!!
Ooohehehehe!!!! Oh yes...

Valkyrie Sword Maiden: I’m free?!?
What great hero could have broken such a spell?
Heinrich Von Bastard:  I did, my lady, with very hot kiss.
Valkyrie Sword Maiden: Did you, you cheeky devil?
Well perhaps you’d better come and show me exactly how you did it.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Gladly my sweet...
Valkyrie Sword Maiden: ARRRGGHGHGHGHGH!!!!
Heinrich Von Bastard: : What?!? Ah yes... of course...  I forgot... ...the face.

Note: Thanks to 'Screaming Idiot' for the title

     
 
 
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