"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 050 The Mighty Thaw

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Captain Breakwater: Come on then you giant bastard! Show yourself!!!  
...   Right here!   ...   Yeah!   ...    Where the hell is he?

MEANWHILE

Heinrich Von Bastard: Are you sure you can do a neat job on a swaying ship like this.
'Inky' Jones: Yes, yes. So what is this Thrill Kill Kult anyway.
Heinrich Von Bastard: My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult.
'Inky' Jones:Yes, what about your life with the...
Lookout: LAND HO!!!
::SKRIKT::
'Inky' Jones: Eeeee!

Heinrich Von Bastard: Quick, make for shore!
Captain Wormwood: Hey, I get to say that that sort of thing around here.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Sorry, go on then.
Captain Wormwood: Well, there’s little point when the thirty foot tall guy just yelled it pointing in the exact opposite direction.
'Inky' Jones: Er.. we’ll finish this later. Better keep it covered up now.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Alright, give me plenty of room.
First Mate Barley: It’s working!?!
Captain Wormwood: Yep. Coming along nicely.
 

     
 
 
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