"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 005 Shop Smart, Shop Hellmart

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Checkout Demon: Price check on a  ‘Nuclear Powered Silent Propulsion System’
Captain McBastard: Do you have Brine Mist Generator?
Checkout Demon: What does this look like? The Mark of Cain-Mart?

Captain McBastard: That’s some mighty fine work Hellforge Jorge!
Hellforge Jorge: Cheers.

Pet Store Demon: What can I do for you, little guy?
Captain McBastard: Do have a parrot proportionate to my size?

Hell Parrot: Rraaahkhkhk!!!
Captain McBastard: Hmmm... 

The Captains Inn... Balcony.
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