"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 049 Ship to Shore

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Triskull: Let’s find you some new playmates.
Crewman 2: How far, you reckon, he can see in the dark with no eyes?
Crewman 1: Too far. Let’s run!
Crewman 2: It’s a dead end.
Crewman 1: Oh... let’s stay and die then.

Meanwhile

Captain Stable: Ah, that’s more like it; rifles, swords, whatever those things are...
Captain Witherspoon: Start handing them out.
Eve-5000: Land ho. Impact in 10... 9... 8...
Midshipman Jenkins: Eh... "Impact?"
 
Captain Oarsum: Keep it steady. That’s it.
Lieutenant Seawalker: Poor Captain Breakwater, staring out at the sea like that.
Captain Oarsum: Forget him, he’s a broken man. Let's get this mast up
Captain Breakwater: Agh! My Cococider!
     
 
 
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