"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 046 Mid-Ship Mutany

Horblower mutiny the even chance mutiny on the bounty convict australia william bligh admiralty

Heinrich Von Bastard: Ooh. Violent and witty. Nice.  But it’s a pretty poorly run ship where a character like Mr.Sampson can thrive.
Cap. Wormwood: Yeah, well it was a convict ship. They don’t exactly hand select the crew from the royal guard. Everyone on that ship was someone England no longer wanted crapping up the navy.
Heinrich Von Bastard:Fair enough, makes sense.
Cap. Wormwood: Even Captain Slockon was a complete loon. He got the command of the HMS Chantelle for distinguishing himself in battle by sinking two of our own ships.

Cap. Slockon: I WANT THIS MURDEROUS, TRECHEROUS, SWIN, FLOGGED AND -
Midshipman 1: I don’t think so, Sir.
Cap. Slockon:MUTINY?!? BUT YOU NEED MY DIRECTION TO-
Midshipman 2: Direction? You’ve got us set North for Australia.
I left the Captain and pretty much everyone above the rank of Midshipman on an island, save for the good Doctor Bergman, who decided to stay where the morphine was.
Cap. Slockon:IF YOU LEAVE US HERE, YOU’LL BE HUNTED DOWN LIKE PIRATES
YOU HEAR ME?!?
LIKE PIRATES!!!
Mr. Wormwood: Well... if that’s how it has to be.
So I flew up a ‘Jolly Roger’, released and pressed the convicts, grew a beard...
Mr. Wormwood: Yes... that’s the thicket.
Had a quick slash,
Crewman: Oi!
Dyed some gear black, and set sail for God-knows-where.
Mr. Wormwood:Set sail Mr.Cassidy.
Mr. Cassidy: For where?
Mr. Wormwood:Where ever! On the double!

MEANWHILE...
Triskull: Well if they’re going to temporally cheat by using hydraulics and red translucent plasteel visors, one would think they’d at least line the interior of the mandible entrance with LEDs directing one to the airlock. How do they exp-
Oh! Infravision.
Well, aren’t I full of surprises?
     
 
 
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