"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 004 Flock of Seagulls

Fock of Seagulls I ran Pentagram supership mothership drydock cliff mutany cove pirate bay sunset ocean sea ship ships giant black devil blood sacrifice pipe pipes beanie cape hat admiral hat avast ye bastards bloodsail buccanier booty bay stranglethorn vale debris blood bone ancient ritual satanic gateway to hell slipgate doom quake

Deckhand: What the hell are we building ye?
Captain McBastard: Just follow the plans and everything should come together.
Deckhand: But there’s parts the men just don’t understand.
Captain McBastard: Yeah, I’m going to cheat and get some parts from elsewhere.
Deckhand: What parts? There’s nothing a sea these men can’t put together for ye.
Captain McBastard: No, I’m not doubting them, there’s just a few parts I have to get from places from which men cannot return.
Deckhand: Ye make it sound like yer going to Hell and back Har har.
Captain McBastard: Mmm.
Hey... a Flock of Seagulls. You’ll do.
Seagull: Kkhaaww?



Captain McBastard: ...and I ran... 
...I ran so far away...
Damn... I’m going to have that stuck in my head all week now.
 ~ Aurora Borealis comes in view ~
Deckhand: What’s he carrying on about then? Ye can’t see Aurora Borealis from here!

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