"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 038 Cabin Fever

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Captain Oarsum: And so we thanked the Spaniard, and gave him all our coin. And he gave us our coats pressed and dusted.
Quite a service really...
We followed the wave of destruction for two days until we saw him and decided on a three point attack.
The great bastard had destroyed British outpost when we got to him, uprooting the last building by it’s flagpole.

Captain Von Bastard: Nnngghh... Upsydaisy

Lieutenant Seawalker Snr: Charge!!!
Captain Von Bastard: Sweet, a mace. Huh
Captain Oarsum: Your father took the beast head on whipping of his jacket and calling the bastard out, while Stout and I were heading around to flank.
Your father, was too fast...

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