Hellyoda: So for what you are selling your souls? Context do I need to structure your training..
Lieutenant Seawalker Snr: We must defeat a mighty giant to protect our nation’s armed forces that he‘s currently wiping out.
Hellyoda: To which faction do your forces belong?
Young Lieutenant Oarsum: The British empire. We are fighting the tyrant Napoleon.
Hellyoda: Ah yes, difficult it must already be, to be at war, for once, with enemies, that can shoot back, let alone, an enlisted monster crushing you underfoot. Hmmm…
Retune your agility, I will. Expand your physical strength and will, also, I will. A little kung-fu in too I should throw, before consolidating you physical structure.
If fighting a giant you intend, then fighting high and under precarious conditions must you master.
Young Lieutenant Oarsum: Won’t we hurt each other ?
Hellyoda: Permanent damage to each other you cannot cause here! Only I can do that you, and do that to you I will if fight soon you do not.
Private Stout: Uhm… what about the hammerhead sharks?
Hellyoda: Shut up and fi-
Young Lieutenant Oarsum: Argk!
Hellyoda: Hmmm… fix that for you, in a jiffy, will I
Young Lieutenant Oarsum: Is that too large?
Hellyoda: One fits all size.
Young Lieutenant Oarsum: Huh… that wasn’t so ba-
ARGHGHGHHH!!!! My innards!!!
…The shadows, of you opponents movements lead his actual movements. Like a well choreographed dance every combat will become; lead every opponent will, follow you must to defeat.
Private Stout: Haha… whatever, you’re going to need a second freak eye in a minute.
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