"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 003 Ship Happens

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Lieutenant Greenbeard:  Well I haven’t quite explained the arrangement just yet, Sir.
Captain McBastard: What? Why not?
Lieutenant Greenbeard:  Well ye see, afore I could, they all wanted to come down here first and...
Ogre McNutjob: Meet you in person!
Burgundy Pete: Err, yeah! To here this wonderful proposition.
Lieutenant Greenbeard:  Kickhmmfphyrsss..
Captain McBastard: Here’s the deal: I need your ships to create a bigger ship, because at the moment, stepping around the sails is a real bastard.
You will be compensated of course. Either take an IOU for the cash I owe or you the first ship I steal.
Either way, you can travel with me, and you may as well, because I’m going to need your crews, who’ve already agreed to come along. As we speak  they are constructing the most metal ship ever! So go get drunk for a week and then come back.

Later... Back at ‘The Captains Inn’

Ogre McNutjob: Right, well this is a bit of a pickle.
Pier L’Eau Bleue: A pickle that’s been poisoned then dipped in shit  then shot out of a cannon at you, Oui.
Agedashi: The Salty Dragon was a one-of-a-kind ship. I cannot be ‘compensated’ for it. He must Die.
Lieutenant Greenbeard: I figured you’d like him, L’Eau Blue.
Pier L’Eau Bleue: Why’s that?
Lieutenant Greenbeard: He fought for Napoleon.
Pier L’Eau Bleue: Crème de Couilles!!! He’s THAT giant?!? 

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