"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 029 Damage ink

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Captain McBastard:
Huh... I thought you guys were supposed to have beaks.
Nngghh... steady on old chap, I’ve a better idea.
Lobotomy by laser surgery!
Yes, that’s the ticke-


EECKK Ohh... blechhh Squid-ink
Well played, Sir, well pl-


ARGGHH!!! My Hand! I need that for going all John Woo with my cannons!
Not to mention doing a handstand later to drain my lungs of seawater.
Uh, where are we going?

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