"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 028 Marine Biological Warfare

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Captain McBastard: Alright, Marine Biology... Squids... think back to college... Oh yes, Miss Agutter...

1794 Flashback

Miss Agutter: ...just behind the jaw under a small skull plate where the brain is house, while the Gonad is stored at the far end of the dorsal cavity.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Ha! I’d like to store my gonad at the far end of her dorsal cavity. Huh? Hug?
Maxwell Scheidebaum: How crude.

Captain McBastard: Haha, classic. “Dorsal Cavity”
Oh right, go for the brain!
Now, if I make a delicate incision here to expose the cranial...
Oh, hi there big fella! Got your attention? Don’t worry, it’ll all be over soon. You’re in good hands here, I studied the physiology of squids while studying the physiognomy of a hot biology teacher.
I’m an expert at Kraken anatomy and-
Holy crap, what are those?
Oh yeah, I thought I spotted nipple when we got up to extremities.
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