"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 025 Lockjaw

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Captain McBastard:
Uh... little help?
Captain Breakwater: Ready cannons...
Aim, Fffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Ffffffffffflipping heck!!!
Bollocks to this, we’re out of here. Signal the others!

Buccaneer: The Krakken seems to be pulling us down, Sir.
Greenbeard: Have ye tried shooting the tentacles?
Buccaneer:Our rifles don’t bother it and we can’t get at them with the cannons. What do we do?
Greenbeard:The only chance is to evacuate the crew and Join the other Captains on the ‘Grantleigh’.
Buccaneer:But Sir, the Eviscerators Jaws need to be unlocked to release the ship, and that can only be done...
Greenbeard:...From on board, I know... RUN!
Buccaneer:But... Aye aye, Captain.

Greenbeard:Take that squiddy!
Burgundy Pete: Ye Gads, what a day.
Ogre McNutjob: He’s giving it hell!
Pierre L'eau Bleue: That’s it Greenbeard, bite that colossal green poulpe in the testicles!
Burgundy Pete: Tentacles.
Pierre L'eau Bleue: Ah, Oui.
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