"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 022 Recapitation

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HMS Grantleigh

Burgundy Pete: Not so fast little fishy.
Lieutenant: Nnrrggg!
Sailor: Gngh, Damn frog!
Pierre L'eau Blueu: Ha! You hear that, Pete? There’s a man leaping about in green, and I’M the frog.
 
The Eviscerator
Greenbeard: FIRE!

HMS Romford
Cannoneer Tommy: That’s a creepy looking cannonball. Where do they ge-
Gahaghghgh!!!

MUNCH

Cannoneer Tommy: Help meegghhhlllgllrgl
Cannoneer 2: Tommy?
Cannoneer 3: Wait, it’s stopped...
Hellball Zombie: KKkkhkhhhhhh h hh h

     
 
 
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