"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 021 Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!

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Captain Breakwater:
What’s the situation, Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: Sir, the HMS Haltemprice and HMS Romford are exchanging fire with the “beast” whilst the HMS Grantleigh has been caught in the things jaws!
Captain Breakwater: Alright take- My God! Where did that fireship come from?!?
Lieutenant:  Wait! That’s the HMS Cricklewood!
Captain Oarsum: MY Ship! You’ve got me over here and my ships on fire!
Captain Breakwater: And it’s heading for the HMS Hammersmith!
Captain Oarsum: It’s not just heading for it, it’s pursuing it!
Captain Breakwater: How can a fireship be pursuing? What kind of madman would be steering a floating fireball?!?

Captain Oarsum:
Dear God we have to help them.
Captain Breakwater: What about the beast?
Captain Oarsum: The HMS Bably’s nearly in range of it.

Midshipman 1:
Holy crap!
Midshipman 2: By, Lucifers chamber pot!
Lieutenant: There’s a wheel on his belt!
Captain McBastard: Aye, it’s drivin’ me nuts!!! HAR HAR HAR!

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