"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 020 Smoke on the Water

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Captain Breakwater: That’s the sea beast!
Captain Oarsum: That’s no sea beast! It’s a ship.
Captain Breakwater: It’s too big to be a ship!
Harpooner Drew Baxter: mnghghg…
Lieutenant Seawalker: I have a very bad feeling about this.

Captain Breakwater:  Bombard them!!!

::SCHTONKKT::

Captain McBastard: Bring us closer, bite one, and shoot everything but the Fireship!
Lieutenant Greenbeard: Fireship? There’s no Fire Ship!
Captain McBastard: THERE WILL BE!

2nd Lieutenant: So what’s the deal? Do we have to collect Captain Oarsum from the HM-
Acting Captain: Great Goliaths ghost!
2nd Lieutenant: ‘tis the devil himself.
Acting Captain: Draw your...


     
 
 
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