"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 002 Hostile Takeover

Captain pirate piraat beer mutiny bar public house alehouse ale beer stein tankard hook hooks eyepatch buccaneer piraat grass water sea seadog scurvy cliff cliffs rock rocky bay cove harbour wood timber railing stairs booty bay bloodsail admiral avast ye admiral captain pirate town red hair french irish scottich english japnese chinese jade samurai sword rapier cutlass cutlas hilt rim drunk drunken sailor giant skull torn face thirty feet tall McBastard
The Captains Inn, Pirate Town Mutiny Cove

Lieutenant Greenbeard:  A-hem... Can I ‘ave yer attention?!?
Pirate patron: Hey look, it’s Captain Greenbeard!
Lieutenant Greenbeard:  Er, yeah, hi. Got some bad news fer everyone docked on Pier Four.
Yer ships have been commandeered...
Pier L’Eau Blue: By who?
Lieutenant Greenbeard:  Captain McBastard
Burgundy Pete: He thinks so does he? Take us to him.
Lieutenant Greenbeard:  I should warn ye, he’s really big.
Ogre McNutjob: We aint scared. Lead us to him!
Lieutenant Greenbeard:  Well... okay.
Captain McBastard: Ah Greenbeard, That was quick.
Lieutenant Greenbeard:  Here ye go...
Captain McBastard: Ah, Burgundy Pete “Two hook” O’Scruffigan, Pier L’Eau Blueu, Agedashi the Jade Pirate, and Ogre McNutjob the Mad Sea Monk, I presume.
Agedashi: !
Ogre McNutjob: Blimey!
Pier L’Eau Blue: Merde!
Burgundy Pete: By Neptune’s sack!
Lieutenant Greenbeard:  Eh... Here he is.
Captain McBastard: I trust you’ve come to discuss the terms of our arrangement.
 
 
     
 
 
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