"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 018 Port Hole

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Captain Breakwater:
I’m afraid this port’s a little young, but I’m saving the good stuff for a victory dinner.
Captain Oarsum: Oh well. Any port in a storm.
Captain Breakwater: Yes, well... You’re probably wondering why I invited you over for this little... Captain to Captain.
Captain Oarsum: I’m hoping you’re going to tell me how long you plan to keep us all out there looking for this ridiculous sea-monster of yours.
Captain Breakwater: I saw my ship devoured by the gargantuan maw of an ungodly abomination...
Captain Oarsum: With red glowing eyes, each the size of an elephant. Yes, we all read your report on the loss of the HMS Inflammable.
Captain Breakwater: Good. We don’t want the men frozen with shock when they see it.
Captain Oarsum: What confounds me is that parliament actually approved this obscene expedition with the consent of his Ma-
Lookout: THE BEAST!

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