"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 016 Underwater Love

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Aquaman: Oh Corrallette, I’ve asked you here today because I just want to tell you how much I love you
Corallette:  Oh, tell me more.
Aquaman: I love your eyes for they are like two sparkling pools of liquid sapphire, and I love the way the moonbeams glisten off your scaly hips, and dare I mention the way your hair always just manages to somehow cover your nipples no matter how the ocean sways, it just drives me insane for some reason.
Corallette: Oh Aquaman.
Aquaman: Oh Corallette, will you marry m-
(Kraken flies past knocking her hair back)
Corallette: Oh my.  what was that?!?.
Aquaman: The Kraken, and he seemed really angrWOAH!!!
Corallette: Nevermind him, you were saying?
::CLICK::
What was that? Where are you going?
Aquaman: Uh. Seamergency! Got to go.
     
 
 
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