The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard and Other Strange Tales

"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 015 Feeling Blue

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Captain McBastard: Ah hahahah!!! Woo!

Take that you magnificent molecular motherfu...

Wait... I feel something blue poking my back.

Gah!

What a dream!

I wonder if it was trying to tell me something.

Yes, of course! I should carry a pair of cannons.

And I should have made at least one joke about that dude having blue balls.