"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 014 Word Gets Around...

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A Few Weeks Later...

Newspaper: The London Gazzette
MYSTERIOUS GREAT SEABEAST CONSUMES ENTIRE SHIPS
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Published by Authority
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Reports from sea have confirmed that four ships of His Majesty's Royal Navy have been...
...by Captain Breakwater to take a small fleet to hunt the beast has been approved by Parliament....

 
Sailor 1: Oh crap.
Sailor 2: What?
Sailor 1: I dropped my newspaper in the sea.
Sailor 2: Bugger.
Sailor 1: It’s sinking pretty fast.
Sailor 2: Must be all that lead they use in the printing ink.

     
 
 
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