"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 123 Premature Ejection

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Heinrich Von Bastard: Thanks for the use the facilities so I could make this killer eye patch.
Blígr: Sure...
Heinrich Von Bastard: I was getting sick of that sail-rag around my head.
Blígr: You don’t say...
Heinrich Von Bastard: This makes me look like a Megadeth album cover.
Blígr: Yes, it’s very whatever the thing you just said...
Heinrich Von Bastard: Waohuaay!
Blígr: Good luck with your pointless endeavours you overpowered, underachieving, frivolous, waste of immortality.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Thank you!
Blígr: Hmmm...  good ears.
     
 
 
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