"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 119 The Raid: Part 3

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First Mate Sanders: I don’t know how you got past the crew but you’ll pay for that!
Midshipman Jenkins:  Pay for what? I didn’t kill him.
First Mate Sanders: Shut up! As acting Captain I order you to die!
Midshipman Jenkins: Eye, eye acting Captain.
Pirate Crewman Morris: Mnghh! Terrible…
Midshipman Jenkins: When I returned to the deck there were no survivors…
So I grabbed what I could of value and a lifeboat to take my chances at sea.
Captain Witherspoon: So Southpaw Sanders is dead. But everyone else on our side was lost.
Midshipman Jenkins: Yes… but at least we have chicken, Sir.
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