"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 118 The Raid: part 2

Leeroy Jenkins World of Warcraft raid chicken pirates ship rigging deck
Pirate 3:  Argh, me innards!
Pirate Crewman Morris: Molested manatees! He’s heading right for the Captain’s room!
Midshipman Jenkins: Having carved my way through the deck , and hearing fighting behind me, it was my duty as highest rank in the party to find the highest rank on the ship. 
I found the First Mate.
First Mate Sanders: Ah just you and me tonight madam...
Midshipman Jenkins: Have at you, Sir!
First Mate Sanders: I’ve told you  not to interrupt my art appreciation hour, you insub-
Who the hell are you?!?
Midshipman Jenkins: Royal Navy, Sir, you may surrender your sword.
First Mate Sanders: How about I surrender my dagger? 
Pirate Crewman Morris: Sir, watch out there’s an intr-
Midshipman Jenkins: Huh, what in-?
Pirate Crewman Morris: Gauckh! 
You… bastard…, Sir.
First Mate Sanders: Ooohhh…. Sorry, Morris.
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