Pirate 3: Argh, me innards!
Pirate Crewman Morris: Molested manatees! He’s heading right for the Captain’s room!
Midshipman Jenkins: Having carved my way through the deck , and hearing fighting behind me, it was my duty as highest rank in the party to find the highest rank on the ship.
I found the First Mate.
First Mate Sanders: Ah just you and me tonight madam...
Midshipman Jenkins: Have at you, Sir!
First Mate Sanders: I’ve told you not to interrupt my art appreciation hour, you insub-
Who the hell are you?!?
Midshipman Jenkins: Royal Navy, Sir, you may surrender your sword.
First Mate Sanders: How about I surrender my dagger?
Pirate Crewman Morris: Sir, watch out there’s an intr-
Midshipman Jenkins: Huh, what in-?
Pirate Crewman Morris: Gauckh!
You… bastard…, Sir.
First Mate Sanders: Ooohhh…. Sorry, Morris.