"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 110 Return to Sender

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Heinrich Von Bastard: Okay... what fresh hell is this?
Hmm... an underwater one.
Atlantian Guide: Shhh....
Heinrich Von Bastard: Oh hey, I remember you.
Atlantian Guide: Yeah, hi.
Heinrich Von Bastard: So what seems to be the pro- I mean, why have you summoned me, mortal?
Atlantian Guide: It’s about that red tri-skull thing.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Ah... oh. Oh dear. I kind of left that kettle on. Better tell me what happened.
Atlantian Guide: The eighteen foot tall soldiers did defeat it as you said they would.
They brought it back to the city and there was much public elation for the heroes you left us with.
We put the thing in out museum of artefacts and oddities where many came to see it.
But then some weeks later it awoke.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Yeah.... abobut that, it ... didn’t say anything when it woke up did it?
Atlantian Guide: It screamed “ARGH my neck!!!” then it laughed. Why?
Heinrich Von Bastard: Eh... no reason. What happened next?
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