"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 107 It's All In The Wrist

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Heinrich Von Bastard: Ahoy there, young skip, I believe you started some business you’ve yet to conclude.
Lieutenant Seawalker: Just helping my friends while you thaw out your weapons.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Enough of this bollocks!
You sold your soul for power you’ve barley had a chance to explore and if you fight me you’ll throw it all away.  Join my crew, I’ll even make you my second in command.
Lieutenant Seawalker: Preposterous! You Killed my father!
Heinrich Von Bastard: Best case scenario for you is that you kill me, and eventually go to Hell where I’ll be waiting.  Worst case: you die right now, and go to Hell where the rest of Hell is waiting for you.
Lieutenant Seawalker: I’ll never join you.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Fine, as you’re struggling with the concept of eternity in Hell as a non-VIP, let me make it easier for you.
Lieutenant Seawalker: Argh!
Heinrich Von Bastard: Now you can either try and get really good with your left hand and try me again, or join me and I’ll sort you out with an awesome cyborg hand from Hell.
Lieutenant Seawalker: No, I have to defeat you for my Father and Captain Oarsum.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Captain Oarsum never told you the truth about your Father.
He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Heinrich Von Bastard: No.... I am your Father!
Lieutenant Seawalker: What? That’s not only impossible, but you were just bragging about killing him with your “cabinhammer” earlier tonight.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Yes, no fair enough. That gambit was a little iffy to begin with, but it seemed worth a shot.
Lieutenant Seawalker: Well, it was bloody ridiculous.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Yes, alright, that’s enough.
     
 
 
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