"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 104 One Foot Forward

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Heinrich Von Bastard: Got you now.... Take that!
Lieutenant Seawalker: Ha! You have nothing, Sir!
Heinrich Von Bastard: Oh? I’ll smash that smug...
...smash that...
...smug...
Mnghgh!!!
Wow, that’s in there good and proper.
RIGHT. LISTEN, THIS THING WON’T BUDGE. I THINK IT’S BEST IF I JUST ABANDON THIS WHOLE FROZEN FLAIL BUSINESS AND MELT MY SWORD AND HOOK BACK OUT!
THIS PERMAFROST STUFF TAKES A WHILE TO THAW OUT! SHOULD BE WITH YOU IN SAY, TWENTY, MAYBE THIRTY MINUTES IF YOU DON’T MIND WAITING!?!
Lieutenant Seawalker: NO, NO, THAT’S FINE!
By all means, take your time.
     
 
 
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