"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 101 Epic Flail

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Lieutenant Seawalker: See you in Hell, you unholy scoundrel.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Well eventually yes. I’ll come watch you shovel infernium ore when I’m bored.
You know, that gun isn’t going to do much to me.
Lieutenant Seawalker: Neither are your weapons.
Heinrich Von Bastard: What makes you say that?
Lieutenant Seawalker: You just permafrosted them together.
Heinrich Von Bastard: What? ...oh bloody hell. Indeed I did. Not to worry...
I may have lost the Cabinhammer to your father, but I’d like to introduce you to the Anchorswordicebergflail.
Pirate: Oi, watchit!
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