Ye be all commin’ to see the captain in charge at the stern.
Fer the crew he’s offering a choice; join our crew or be dumped on the nearest island.
We’ll take the island, you pirate scum.
You tell him.
Captain McBastard: [to Captain Witherspoon]
Ah captain, welcome aboard the Eviscerator.
Captain McBastard: [to Lieutenant Greenbeard]
I take it the men have been given the ultimatum.
Yes sir, they chose the island option, Sir.
They’d rather be killed and have their corpses dumped on the nearest Island than join my crew? Well I can’t help but be a little hurt by that decision.
Oh.. uh dead eh? Er,no we’ve changed our minds; yeah, we’d love to join your crew.
No, no. I’ve been burnt. You’ll only hurt me again.