"Captain-Half-Face-Jack-McBastard-the-Giant-Pirate" : 010 Premature Rejection

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Lieutenant Greenbeard: Ye be all commin’ to see the captain in charge at the stern.
Fer the crew he’s offering a choice; join our crew or be dumped on the nearest island.
Midshipman Jenkins: We’ll take the island, you pirate scum.
Captive 2: Yeah
Captive 3: Hear, hear.
Captive 4: You tell him.
Captain McBastard: [to Captain Witherspoon] Ah captain, welcome aboard the Eviscerator.
Captain McBastard: [to Lieutenant Greenbeard] I take it the men have been given the ultimatum.
Greenbeard: Yes sir, they chose the island option, Sir.
Captain McBastard: They’d rather be killed and have their corpses dumped on the nearest Island than join my crew? Well I can’t help but be a little hurt by that decision.
Captive 2: Oh.. uh dead eh? Er,no we’ve changed our minds;  yeah, we’d love to join your crew.
Captain McBastard:No, no. I’ve been burnt. You’ll only hurt me again.

     
 
 
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