"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 091 Belly Dwelling

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Heinrich Von Bastard: The great Leviathan?
Man with Lantern: Yes, a great seawyrm of the ancients that prowles the oceans devouring all in its path.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Are you... Jonah?
Man with Lantern: Jonah was swallowed by a big fish for like three days then spat up on the shores of Nineveh in about 780BC.
Heinrich Von Bastard: So?
Man with lantern: So, it’s 1914 and this is the motherlicking LEVIATHAN!!!
Heinrich Von Bastard: Alright, alright, calm down. Sorry, so what was your name then?
Man with lantern: Jonah.
Heinrich Von Bastard: ...
Man with Lantern: It’s just a coincidence!

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