"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 068 Missing In Action

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Heinrich Von Bastard: I need to get back to the war.
Lieutenant Greenbeard: Er... which war be that then, Sir?
Heinrich Von Bastard: I need to get back to Napoleon.
Lieutenant Greenbeard: Oh, criminy...
Heinrich Von Bastard: What?
Lieutenant Greenbeard: Well, Ye see sir, that particularrr war has been over fer some time...
Heinrich Von Bastard: How long?
Lieutenant Greenbeard: Nearly twenty years now, Sir.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Who won?
Lieutenant Greenbeard: The English of course.
Heinrich Von Bastard: What do you mean “of course.”
Lieutenant Greenbeard: Er... oh... well everyone says it was a fluke
Heinrich Von Bastard: This is a pirate ship right?
Lieutenant Greenbeard: Yar,... that it be.
Heinrich Von Bastard: Where are your black sails then?
Lieutenant Greenbeard: We only break ‘em out when attacking
Heinrich Von Bastard: Well, break em out now. I need some cothes.
Yes... Yes. Perfect. Well, almost. Greenbeard?
Lieutenant Greenbeard: Yes Sir?
Heinrich Von Bastard: I’m going to need some of your hair.
Lieutenant Greenbeard: Are... you going to do something freaky with it?
Heinrich Von Bastard: That skull needs some eyes.
 
 
 
 

     
 
 
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