"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 060 Cast Adrift

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British Major: For crimes against Great Britain we sentence you to Death. Have you and last words?
Heinrich Von Bastard: Yes... yes I do. Firstly, thanks for all the rum. Secondly, SEE YOU ALL IN HELL!!!  Literally.
Lord Wellington:  He really was a bastard.
Lord Nelson: Yes..
Lord Wellington: Best we keep this one out of the History books, eh, Horatio?
Lord Nelson:  Couldn’t agree more Sir Authur.
Lord Wellington:  Alright, men, let’s sink that bastard! Fire at will.
British Private:  Will? I thought his name was Heinrich.

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