"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 057 Strategy

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Napoléon Bonaparte: With Captain Von Bastard tearing through the English I think we can now afford to send most of the troops into Russia. Then he better rebuild that machine.
British Lieutenant:  Good lord is that him? The one the men have been calling the Hellbastard?
British Captain: No, it’s another thirty foot freak with glowing green eyes.
British Lieutenant:  Oh my God!
British Captain: Yes you idiot, it’s him.
British Lieutenant:  He’s asleep! Quick, get some mento quietly bring a cartwith several barrels of rim and a very large funnel.
British Captain: Good Lord, is that necklace of heads?
British Lieutenant:  No it’s a row of pineapples, why don’t you go wake him up and ask for one?
British Captain: You know the Major says that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
British Lieutenant:  He obviously hasn’t met you. Now get me that rum and as much rope as you can find.

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