"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 050 Evolution

Napleon Steam Punk Experiment mad scientist
Heinrich Von Bastard: Captain Heinrich Von Bastard reporting in, Sir.
Napoléon Bonaparte:  Yes, you said you had a new weapon with which to fight the English
Heinrich Von Bastard: Yes, Sir, primed and ready!
Napoléon Bonaparte: What is it, a bomb?
Heinrich Von Bastard: No Sir, it’s a Hyperneuroplasty Transmogrification Bio-accelerator
Napoléon Bonaparte:  And how will it crush Wellington?
Heinrich Von Bastard: By turning regulat jack-off troops into unnaturally superhuman killing machines!
Napoléon Bonaparte: Maybe you should try it first.
Heinrich Von Bastard:  Gladly.
 
 

     
 
 
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