Mr. Von Bastard:
How come he’s human?
Hell’s a metaphysical place. His DNA probably just locked on to the nearest appropriate planet... and with all the humans we carve up here every day, their DNA is pretty much floating in the air.
Okay, that’s enough professor. Well he can’t grow up here, he’s too small, he’ll probably get stepped on or something.
I’ve got a job for you lot.
Yes, great one.