"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 047 Through the Green Door

portal outland hell birth satan priest
Mr. Von Bastard: How come he’s human?
Demon Priest: Hell’s a metaphysical place. His DNA probably just locked on to the nearest appropriate planet... and with all the humans we carve up here every day, their DNA is pretty much floating in the air.
Mr.Von Bastard: Okay, that’s enough professor. Well he can’t grow up here, he’s too small, he’ll probably get stepped on or something.
Demon Priest: Quite so.
Mr.Von Bastard: I’ve got a job for you lot.
Cultists: Yes, great one.

blog comments powered by Disqus