"Birth-of-a-Bastard" : 190 Bastards in the House

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Heinrich Von Bastard:  Welcome to the Elite Guard, Gentlemen. In keeping with the loss of your identities I’m renaming the seven of you.
Upton, Waring, Collier, Stuart-Clark, Evans, Briddock, Bingham.
I’ve given you these names because it amuses me. I can’t be bothered explaining beyond that so you’ll just have to intuitively pretend to laugh when I make an appropriate reference.
Ooooo... looks like project Rankenstein is up and running!
Let’s go see how GI-Jowls is enjoying his new station.

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